KISSY LIPPY

The other day I noticed that the words ‘kiss’ and ‘lips’ (don’t ask) could be spelled on the same buttons when texting on a phone. I idly wondered what other related words could be spelled on identical buttons. That idle wondering festered in my brain and eventually turned in to a Python script (which is often the result of my wonderings). The script I wrote, groups words together by the sequence of phone buttons needed to txt them. It also filters out sequences with just one word, which I wasn’t interested in. Here is the code:

txt_words = {}
 
def to_number(c):
    return "22233344455566677778889999"[ord(c)-ord('a')]
 
for line in file("word.lst"):
    word = line.rstrip()
    txt_word = "".join(to_number(c) for c in word)
    if txt_word not in txt_words:
        txt_words[txt_word] = []
    txt_words[txt_word].append(word)
 
def cmp_word_lengths(w1, w2):
    return cmp(len(w1), len(w2))
 
out = file("txtwords.txt", "w")
 
for txt_word in sorted(txt_words.keys(), cmp=cmp_word_lengths):
    if len(txt_words[txt_word]) == 1:
        continue
    print >> out, "[%s] %s" % (txt_word, ", ".join(txt_words[txt_word]))

Next I scanned through the output to find related words. I guess this could be done automatically if I had access to a thesaurus file, but that seemed more trouble that it is worth. Here are a few I picked out…

[24453] AGILE CHILD - A fast moving kid?
[54779] KISSY LIPPY - Pucker up.
[74353] RIFLE SHELF - Were you keep your rifles.
[874353] TRIFLE UPHELD - A British desert, held up.
[766643] POMMIE ROOMIE - Its what Australians call their English room-mates.

In addition to the related words I found, there was also a few combinations that I found amusing, in a low-brow kind of a way.

[28789] BUSTY CURVY - Stop, I’m blushing.
[77265] SPANK PRANK - Don’t do it, it’s harassment.
[746633] RIMMED SINNED - Pretty sure it’s a sin.

I’m tired of looking. If you find any more good ones, let me know!

Additional: You will need the word list if you want to play with the code.

5 Responses to “KISSY LIPPY”

  1. Terry Jones Says:

    I was CTO at Eatoni (http://www.eatoni.com) for over 4 years. We did a LOT of work on this sort of thing. At one point you could try to type the following into some Nokia phones:

    “There’s never a season to select kicking puppies.”

    and the phone would display “There’s never a reason to reject licking pussies.”

  2. Marius Gedminas Says:

    You could use

    sorted(txt_words, key=len)

    instead of

    sorted(txt_words.keys(), cmp=cmp_word_lengths)

  3. Bill Says:

    There’s another interesting phenomenon of mobile phones which is that it’s sometimes possible to enter a complete word by repeatedly pressing the same button. I tried this on mine and found these words: feed, high, noon, moon, mono and strangely nonmomoonm. I wonder what’s the longest word that can be typed by alternately pressing the same 2 buttons?

  4. Will Says:

    Clearly it is 48484848 (guitguit), which is one of several species of small tropical American birds of the family C[oe]rebid[ae], allied to the creepers.

    Here are the runners up…

    [646464] miming, mining
    [373737] freres
    [333333] deeded
    [626262] manana
    [878787] trusts
    [363636] foemen
    [8686] unto
    [2222] abba, baba, caca
    [4242] gaga, haha
    [2323] bead
    [7474] pish, shri
    [4444] high
    [5252] kaka
    [3838] duet
    [8484] thug, titi
    [7272] papa, para
    [3333] deed, feed
    [3232] dada
    [3737] eses
    [5858] juju, lulu
    [4646] gogo
    [6666] mono, moon, noon
    [8888] tutu
    [5656] kolo
    [4747] grip, iris
    [7373] sere, serf
    [6262] mama, mana, nana
    [7676] porn, sorn
    [7878] rust
    [6868] mumu
    [2626] ambo, coco
    [6363] meme, mend, nene
    [3636] dodo
    [6464] mini
    [5353] leke
    [2727] arbs, arcs, bras, crap
    [2929] away
    [8787] urus

  5. Dan Says:

    I seem to remember that “smirnoff” and “poisoned” use the same key combos…

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